people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven
like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind
imagine fucking up this bad
u know when u have a day that doesnt really follow the storyline of the rest of ur life like this weird holiday special thats never discussed again
Jack off!
Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!
Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!
Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!
wildcats are red
corbins are bleu
this could be the start
of something new
this is beautiful
working in retail
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states
CALL LIFE ALERT A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN
october-apparitions